That thing with my mum and the dinosaur is still going on btw

  • Mum: There's nothing on telly... Anything you wanna watch?
  • Me: They're repeating Doctor Who on BBC Three....?
  • Mum: No.
  • Me: ....
  • Mum: I'm not watching that again. I'm standing up against it.
  • Me: .....
  • Mum: That dinosaur was in love and alone and died for no reason.
  • Me: ...
  • Mum: Just like the other one
  • Me: ....
  • Mum: And if this next one with the Dalek is sad like the other one with the Ninth Doctor was.... I'm banning Doctor Who in this house. I swear.

thecaptainjamessong:

Okay so when Dinosaurs on a Spaceship aired, my mum got this massive attachment the the triceratops in it, and she was actually in full tears when it got killed. But she was so attached I had to buy her a giant cuddley one for Christmas and everything. And she was just reading the synthesis for tonights episode on the TV guide and her face dropped and she’s like.

"No. No. No. No. Johanna, no.There’s a dinosaur in this episode.”

"Yeah, I know. I’ve actually watched the trailer unlike you."

"Tell me it’s not cute. Tell me, it’s not cute.”

"It’s not cute. It’s a t-rex, I think."

"…. That’s okay, then."

sexybritishllama:

sexybritishllama:

so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO

sexybritishllama:

sexybritishllama:

so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO

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jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

animatedtext:

requested by fathousecatmafia

things straight ppl say in movies

  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago
gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

sub-maureen:

no, but how high do you have to be to write a movie about a toaster and a vacuum cleaner going on an adventure to Mars riding a ceiling fan

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zabsofnightvale:

you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video

zabsofnightvale:

you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video

Teenage Dirtbag || AU

thecaptainjamessong:

James finally took a moment to actually, properly look at her. She seemed nice enough, maybe just a little, tiny bit cute? Certainly a little nervous given the fact she was tugging on her hair at which he was quick to give a reassuring smile. Shouldn’t it have been the other way round, though? Shouldn’t he be the one that was nervous. After all he was the one that was new here out of the two of them…

He nodded slowly as she spoke. He supposed having the same schedule was a good thing. At least he’d have a familiar face around, and she alright as a person. “I’m James, though you probably guessed that.” He wasn’t quite too sure why they were introducing themselves when the teacher had pretty much done it for them only a few seconds ago, but he still outstretched his hand towards her anyway. “It’s nice to meet you.”

He was silent for a moment as she asked how things were going. Awful. It’s too loud, too crowded. Why the hell am I stuck here when I have the whole of time and space waiting for me?. He never said any of that though, and instead shrugged his shoulders. “It’s only my first say. And since classes haven’t really started yet, I’d say it’s a little bit too early to say.” He laughed slightly, stuffing his hands in his pockets as he glanced at her awkwardly. “What about you? How long have you been here?”

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She felt him trying to judge her and she did the same to him. He seemed to have a bit of arrogance about him but she sort of liked that. She wasn’t sure to be fair. 

Anna nodded slightly as he spoke, her own hand finding his, “Nice to meet you.” 

James seemed to hesitate for a moment but she didn’t push, giving him time to organise his thoughts. She nodded as he spoke, “I understand.” She gave him an encouraging smile. Anna counted in her head a moment, “Two and half months.” She nodded, “So I am still pretty new myself.”

Meeting the Parents || James and Anna

thecaptainjamessong:

She leaned forward and a gasp came from him as she bit his shoulder. His eyes narrowed down at her, narrowing even further as she spoke. “Maybe so. But still, I’m looking pretty damn fine for it.” He folded his arms as he gave her a look. Anna returned every single little kiss that he gave her and he smiled softly down at her. “I did promise you forever, so that’s what you’re gonna get.” He pulled her to him, arms wrapping around her as he pressed his face into her hair for a moment. “Hope that’s not a problem for you.” He teased slightly.

“You got me.” James raised his hands up sarcastically as her brows came up. “I know it’s a weird kink to have, but I can’t help it.” She groaned, and he couldn’t help but laugh at her words. “You know, if we didn’t have things to do, I might have just challenged you to that…” He gave her a wink again before laughing again.

Anna wrapped his arms around him, “More than fine really… Downright delicious and positively fuckable.” She kissed his cheek. Anna laughed and held him closer, “It won’t be.” 

She giggled as he spoke, “It really is. But I mean-whatever I can do to fulfil your kinks.” She moved up to kiss his cheek, “I love you.” James laughed at her and she growled softly, “If I could James, you know I would.” 

Psych Ward || James & Anna

thecaptainjamessong:

They were just there in a moment of silence, and it allowed James’ mind to run through thoughts he really shouldn’t be thinking about at all, let alone with Anna around. His mind went back to the dreams he had of her. The way they had been together, it was literally James desired and more. But as Anna spoke again, he was brought back into the real world, and he realised his dreams would and had to just stay as dreams. “Yeah, me too. Makes me look silly for being all pessimistic yesterday, though. But I’m glad.” He gave her a real, genuine smile. Almost like he was proud of himself for remembering, despite having no control over it at all.

“So you guys have officially decided I’m not a threat, then?” He couldn’t help himself from teasing as he leaned forwards to nudge her lightly. Anna took hold of her hand and squeezed it and he searched her eyes, noticing the hesitation that was in them. “Is something wrong?”

"I hope you feel silly too." She teased lightly. "It was a slim chance and I knew you probably would." 

Anna nodded with a slight laugh as he nudged her, “We have. And therefore your trustworthy.” She smiled softly at him. Her eyes met his, “Nothing love.” She smiled brightly. 

Message to everybody in California

deelekgolo:

bewbin:

Gnarly waves right?

Bruh jus fuckin shredded sum gnarly waves dude yuh gut nuh fuckin idea brah

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